Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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