I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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