No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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