Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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