Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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