how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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