The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
