How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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