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• (516): View more from New York

  He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?

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  succeeding

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.

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  do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.

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  I love you

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.

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