Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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