He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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