Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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