? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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