maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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