I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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