a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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