Me. At least after what I've been through.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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