escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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