R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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