do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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