You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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