do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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