Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
third nipple confirmed
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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