I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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