why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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