i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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