Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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