well I can't set my house on fire every night
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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