Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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