my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I wish i was in the wii world.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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