It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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