Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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