so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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