there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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