how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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