I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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