That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
its not stalking. its research.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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