I can tuck mytits in my pants
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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