If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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