There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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