look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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