we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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