i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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