Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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