google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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