I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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