don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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