This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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