Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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