I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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