Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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