It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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