Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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