How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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