those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Four minutes until I can fart!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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