Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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