Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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