Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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