sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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